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v171:

Remember that time when Mississippi State took a photograph of me and put it on their brochure and shipped it out to the entire country and didn’t realize I had a massive hickey on my neck?

realitytvbitch:

Kids on Maury be like

whatokay:

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

image

Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

eclectic-rebel:

jkaw3:

Heartbeat - Childish Gambino

classic.legendary.

pholotinshep:

mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

GLORIOUS

I am thirsty as hell tonight, good GAWD. It’s almost embarrassing but a) it’s 3:41 am and b)this might actually be my true personality. Please hit on me. Or be nice to me. I don’t care.

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

90sdefect:

Y’all gon stop treating my selfies like they’re fucking step children…

even if i’m jealous/hate the FUCK out of someone, i can admit that i find them good looking if they are reasonably attractive.