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fun tip:

anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious

thereal1990s:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

mexicanthighs:

norma—bates:

Guys who like fat girls but only date skinny girls is something that will forever confuse me.

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

image

thanks

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

oh my god.

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

oh my god.

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

mormondad:

This is how I stayed alive my senior year

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING